Somebody Chuice me. Damnit
Q:Fiona Gallagher/Jimmy Lishman
- Who cooks: Jimmy
- Who does the laundry and other chores: Jimmy
- How many children do they have: Um are we counting Franks kids? but I’d like to think they have one
- Who’s more dominate: Fiona
- Favorite nonsexual activity: Drinking
- Their favorite place to be together: their bed
- Any traditions: Craving a turkey out of Spam for Thanksgiving
- Their “song”: Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
- What they do for each other on holidays: Um I’d rather not say
- Where did they go for their honeymoon: No where Fiona won’t leave the kids
- Where did they first meet: A club
- Any pets: No other then the things Carl brings home
- What do they fight over: Everything
- Do they go on vacations, if so where: That’s a laugh
Ugh this stress is making my boobs sore.
I read that, “Boobs soar” and I was like, “Right on, fly to freedom!”
Ohmygod, you’re ridiculous.
Drink some Red Bull, then they might start soaring rather than just being sore.
I am almost pretty sure that stuff is poison. Or toxic waste. I mean come on you drink some and you get wings? That’s like the biggest warning sign there is.
Hey least ya ain’t got ta walk